Elementary Cool

No more papers, no more books, no more teachers’ dirty looks.

Until now.

Gear up for a new school year at Saks Fifth Avenue’s annual back-to-school event. On Thursday, August 21, 3-7 p.m., go to the Children’s Department on Nine for a live DJ, sweet treats, complimentary nail painting, and Nintendo Wii gaming stations, plus the chance to win a $100 gift card.

And don’t hold back on the booty: You’ll get a schwag bag full of exclusive goodies with any purchase of $200 or more.

Need some suggestions? Try Juicy Couture’s fall line of car boot couture. Inspired by vintage English countryside hunting and pilfered estate sales, the collection employs tweedy plaids and soft wovens to pay tribute to the classics with a nod to old money that’s both timeless and funky.

Even the teachers will be giving long looks.

For more information, go to saksfifthavenue.com.